It's MY story, and it's nothing like yours.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you Don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS you;

If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.

If you don't make love with him., he says you don't Love him;

If you do! he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;

If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is COOL.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE

I can't help but think this contains a whole lot of truth.

Special thanks to Si Hui for letting me 'cope' this from her blog. :D